Urgent Update: Antique Button Collectors Revealed!
In a breaking news story yesterday we revealed the seedy underbelly of the button collecting industry. Reno, Nevada saw fit to make sure that the vendors at the Western buttons show were fingerprinted and all of them had background checks before they would be allowed to hold this seamy sickening event. We here at Crimcheck.com have now obtained exclusive photos of the persons involved with this disturbing so-called trade show. I must warn you in advance, some of these photos will be hard to look at so be prepared and you may want to put your children to bed and close the shades.
These folks may look like your normal everyday couple, but hidden behind that friendly smiling exterior is pure button collecting evil.
This group of women are known as the sirens of button collecting. They will lure you in with their wily ways and next thing you know they will entrance you with their 18th century porcelain corset fasteners. How will our children survive? I weep for society, truly.
Free spirited Disney button collectors? More like the Al Qaida of petticoat clasps.
I really have no idea what is going on here but it can’t be good. I can only imagine this is some sort of horrible button collecting pagan ritual. I warned you this would not be pretty.
If you would like to learn more about button collecting or attend the the Western buttons show you can visit their fine web site at http://www.wrba.us/ . We hope we did not offend the great folks of the WRBA as we were just having a bit of fun. Personally I find it ridiculous that they are subjecting the vendors of this conference to fingerprinting when they have waivered larger shows in the past and plan on doing so in the future.
